Dear Magic 8 Ball,
Here is a list of questions I need answered ASAP. Thanks.
Your Friend, Camille
What comes next?
Do I want to go to grad school?
Where do I want to go if I do?
Will I get in?
What schools offer comparative psychology PhD programs?
What sort of degree is needed to work with animals in a zoo?
Where do I want to live?
Am I going to Europe in the fall?
How do you use a real washing machine that doesn't have explicit directions?
Health Insurance...wtf?
When can I get a puppy?
What about love?
Am I going to talk to these friends after graduation?
What about money?
How will I pay rent, bills, for a car, for food?
Why haven't I signed up to take the GRE yet?
Why haven't I done better in classes?
Who am I going to ask for recommendations?
What about all the things in life I'm not going to get to do?
Will my worst fears come true?
Can I run away to a remote island and live in a hut?
Please?
1 comment:
quit hogging the ball dammit i need a turn too.
but can the magic 8ball really answer questions that are not just yes and no?
lol life = crazy. i wish there was something that could determine shit for us. that would be great for the most part, but might kinda take the fun out of some things or make us feel even more powerless if it gives us answers we do not like. actually thinking about it, no, fuck you 8ball i'll do wut i want. wuteva wuteva i'll do wut i want.
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